"I'm a sexy man of God and I know it."

I have a weird love of bad movie lines. They bring a movie to a screeching halt, cause confusion in the audience, and generally make me think Why am I not working in Hollywood if they paid someone to write that?

Now I know that everyone can't be Cameron Crowe (and no, I am NOT going to take this moment to remind everyone that he is the jointly owned BFF of a couple of lucky LUCKY ladies I just might know). But still-- take a moment to look at the title above and then tell me your not torn between your desire to smack the person who originally typed that and taking a moment to pat their head.