1. I accidentally listened to a Clay Aiken song.
2. I was thwarted in my attempts to find a professional and mature way to call someone an idiot via email
3. My favorite restaurant neglected to give me a fork for my "to go" salad causing me to contemplate the practicality of trying to eat a salad with my fingers.
4. I drove for nearly 20 minutes with my left arm unnaturally extended over the right side of my body just to prevent getting a sunburn through my window. I hate it when I forget my sunscreen.
5. I used baby powder in my hair so I could sleep another 20 minutes and not have to get up earlier to wash it.
6. I emailed approximately 5 people to tell them about someone I don't know and will never meet breaking their back and being in the hospital as if they were a close friend. (I'm sorry-- I happen to really like Jim and Pam on The Office! So sue me.)
7. I sent 3 emails to myself
May 17, 2007
Things That Happened To Me Today
Posted by Sarah at 10:07 PM
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So funny! You always have my laughing. I can relate to the sunscreen situation, and sleep ALWAYS wins in the sleep versus clean hair dilemma. Baby powder is one of the best products ever (never mind I have dark hair)
always have ME laughing.. :)
Okay...so that baby powder trick really works? I'd heard about it before, but I'll admit I was a skeptic and had not been brave enough to try it!
Hi there -- I'm a complete stranger who has been completely cracking up while stalking your blog (hope you don't mind).
Since I'm often stuck looking for alternative terminology, I thought this may be a helpful solution to your issue #2.
http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/idiot
Of course I don't mind, Amanda! I've always wanted my own blog stalker. :-)
I think my favorite option on your thoughtful link must be "tom-fool". I might just get away with calling someone that since they would have no idea I was insulting them.
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