A Day With Susan: Entertaining to No One But Me....?

 -----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:46 PM
To:     Sarah
Subject:        smells
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> The bathroom smells like bubble gum again....


----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:46 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: smells
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> I think you have been hanging around me too much


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:47 PM
To:     Sarah
Subject:        RE: smells
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> That could be true but not the cause of the bathroom smelling like bubble gum.  Did you go take a sniff?


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:48 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: smells
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> Ok. You need to reread your email and do it now.
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> Done?
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> Ok, let's review......you  just asked me to go sniff the bathroom.


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:50 PM>
To:     Sarah
Subject:        RE: smells
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>LOL.....seriously LOL!!
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> What?  I'm just saying.  Still LOL!!!


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:51 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: smells
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> Yes, I clearly get what your saying. I just wanted YOU to get what you were saying.
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> Dork.


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:53 PM
To:     Sarah
Subject:        RE: smells
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> I knew what I was saying!  It still smells like bubble gum.
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> How is it that people don't think I want them to use my new box so they don't have to come back here!


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:54 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: smells
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> They probably don't a) realize you have one or b) forget you do or c) love you more than you could ever realize


 -----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:57 PM
To:     Sarah
Subject:        RE: smells
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> They a) know I have one b/c they ask if they should put it in the box or bring it in here b) refer to a and c) WHATEVER!
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-----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:59 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: smells
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> Well you need to remember that a) people have short attention spans and that b) your box probably doesn't feel homey enough and maybe you should make a little mini welcome mat for it and c) that's not the way to put off positive vibes about ourselves, now is it?


----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:01 PM
To:     Sarah
Subject:        This is fun!
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> All semi-good points but a) that really isn't an excuse b) that would be hilarious if I did and c) I'm not really worried about the reactions to my "vibes" at work!

-----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:04 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: This is fun!
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> Thank you for your affirmation, however a) sometimes reality likes to show you who's boss (and it ain't Tony Danza) and b) it would be like a little House Mouse could come and hang out at your mailbox not to mention that c) you are a big, svelte liar.


-----Original Message-----
From:   Susan
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:06 PM
To:     Sarah
Subject:        RE: This is fun!
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> I'm out!  That is just too funny to compete with!!
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> Still laughing!!!!


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-----Original Message-----
From:   Sarah
Sent:   Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:55 PM
To:     Susan
Subject:        RE: LOL...LOL....LOL
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>   Yeah, I for one am not the most in the loop person ever.
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>  Of course when it involves 30 year olds trying to get their gossip straight, that doesn't really break my heart.

 -----Original Message-----
From:         Susan
Sent: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:56 PM
To:   Sarah
Subject:      RE: LOL...LOL....LOL
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> I would totally agree with that!!
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> Preach it, sister!!


 -----Original Message-----
From:         Sarah
Sent: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 4:01 PM
To:   Susan
Subject:      RE: LOL...LOL....LOL
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> And 'lo on that day, when the sun comes rising over the hills.........and we are all together in the fields of love......the men shall rise up and say "I WILL be emotionally mature. I WILL think before I speak. I WILL be honest about what I'm feeling." And on that day, there will be a great rejoicing in the streets. And the women will weep tears of joy for the days to come......