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August 11, 2009

Things I Have Wondered Today

*Who decided that female jumpsuits should make a comeback?


(Follow Up Question)
*Why has that person not yet been shot?


*If a horse and a donkey can mate and make a mule, and a horse and a zebra can mate and make a zorse, then why can't a donkey and zebra mate and make a zonkey? And why isn't a mule called a honkey? (wait....I think I know the answer to that one....)



*If Senators and Congressmen don't actually write OR read the legislation they are voting on, then just who DOES do all that? Are 19 year old interns really ruling the US Congress?


*If I was sent back 100 years in time would I be totally useless? Do I need to learn a new home-ec type skill just in case?


*If I was sent back 400 years in time and managed to take back a big thing of Morton's Salt....just how rich would I be?


*Who was the first dude to decide he was thirsty enough to try drinking cow's milk?


*Who was the very first person to ever be named Emma? There had to be SOMEONE who was the first....


*Who decided that Owls were the next big thing in accessories? Or Squirrels? What is it with all of the woodland creatures lately?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually there is a zonkey living just outside of Searcy, Arkansas. Rather interesting looking. Ask Anna and Josie about him this weekend. XXOOO

Stacey said...

This made me laugh!!! It's funny that you commented about the owls. My grandmother collected owls and had them everywhere so now that I'm seeing them everywhere, it makes me think of her.

D's Mom said...

The thought about salt amused me. If you go back in time with salt and make a lot of money, come back to 2009 again and share the wealth, 'kay?

Andrea Kay said...

I'm not sure about your last question, but I hate to admit I am totally on that bandwagon. I am so totally into owls right now, and I have no idea why!!! Heck, I even registered for a couple of baby items that have woodland creatures on them!!! I'm a weirdo!