Mathis Brothers, The Sequel

Another scene of trying to crack the most literal man on the planet:

John: "And over here we have a slightly darker leather couch, but still a very nice quality item..."

Me: (stares at the couch trying to figure out what it reminds me of)

John: "See how nice that leather feels?"

Me: "It is very shiny..." (still trying to figure out what it reminds me of)

Heather: (sits and tries to look at the couch since she's trying to actually get something done)

John: "Oh, the shine is just from the lights" (points to the overhead spotlight pointed at the couch) "The average person wouldn't have a 150 watt bulb pointing at the leather in their home."

Me: (shrugs) "Well, not unless they really like being under a spotlight while watching television."

John: (frowns) "No, no. People don't do that. They don't have lights like this."

Me: (sighs on the inside and then the lightbulb goes off) "Leather pants! It is a leather pants couch!"

John: (frowns and wishes the girl with the money would make me shut up)