10 Reasons Why I Love Dorky Men

1. They crack themselves up even if no one else finds them funny.

2. I can say things like "He's about as lost as Frodo without Gandalf!" and not only will they know what I mean, but more importantly, they'll appreciate the analogy. (and let's be honest, they will likely take it another step or two)

3. They are almost always willing to play Trivial Pursuit with me.

4. They never ever go tanning.

5. They have never owned a pair of Oakleys.

6. They don't say things like "Good'ay Mate!" when I tell them I am going to Austria.

7. The highlight of their literary life isn't Sports Illustrated.

8. They don't use more hair products than I do.

9. Their hair just never quite looks right (see #8).

10. By nature of their own dorkiness, they can't take themselves too seriously.