To The Attention of Those Who Know And/or Love Me; Some Reminders You Apparently Need:

*I do not want my wedding to look like something out of a renaissance Fair.

*I don't automatically like a piece of clothing just because it's flowy and/or sheer.

*I don't have every detail of the life of an actor who shall remain nameless memorized.

*I don't think that Will Ferrell is "hot".

*I'm not a wimpy girlie girl. Don't underestimate a girl just because she would rather read than throw a softball (ahem)

*Just because I call the football officials "umpires" sometimes, it doesn't mean I don't understand how the game is played.

*I'm not a picky eater. Some things just aren't worth eating.

*Just because someone spent 6 years studying literature does not mean she is a good speller.